Inter(fish)net

    Ah, the internet, such a marvelous place. I don't know about you guys, but I enjoy disassociating from everything around me, and watching online documentaries late into the night.

    It's pretty nice, I think you'll agree. I mean, you're reading this on the internet right now. Probably listening to some music in the background, or waiting for that big open world sandbox game to install. Yep, we've all been there. The internet has a bunch of things to offer, be it big, small, nice or not. It has something for everyone! Old people nowadays complain how we're wasting our time on the web, and that we should go outside, but how are we gonna go outside when there's a pandemic going on? Checkmate, you old raisins! For me, personally, the internet is a safe haven, where I can be myself. Chatting with friends, playing games, or writing this nonsense, without any fear of some spoilsport deciding he doesn't like the way I walk and raising hell over it. The neat thing is that nowadays, most of us have at least one or two devices that are Wi-Fi compatible, so that means more access to the internet! That's convenient, if not a little creepy since our phones are able to track us and our behavior 24/7, but that's not related. I guess we all have our habits, either way.

...dang. Who would've thought that something as big as the internet would give me so little to talk about? Oh well, I'm salvaging this post. Hope you're okay with this. Just as a final thing, here's an artist's rendition of me surfing the information superhighway.

Sorry if it's not too interesting, but hey, tiny doodle of me! Lil' bitty ol' me!

Discord Link, cause that's the only tradition I'm upholding: Click here for free internet coins!

Anyways, that's it! See you on the flipside!

~Asph