Summer Bummer

 It's the summer
It's the summer~

Everybody's-a melting and there's bugs on my leg...

 

Anyways, impromptu singing aside, summer! This wondrous yet horrible season is both great, because school's out of the picture, and bad, because If I come back home drenched in sweat from standing still at the bus stop again, I'm going to bloody kill someone!

No, but really, what's with this heat? I know the Earth's decided to spin around a bit closer to the sun, thus managing to play chicken with Icarus' fate, but dangit, it's still too hot outside! I dread to think what kind of life those without A/C are living right now...

Another thing I hate about summer is all the insects buzzing around! So many flies and mosquitoes... all they care about is sucking us all dry! Yuck. It's not really ideal to stay outside for too long because of this. Okay, there's also the risks of heat-related ailments or sunburns, but not everyone is vulnerable to those...

Well, at least for the good part, we do have a legitimate excuse to do things that wouldn't fly at all in colder weather! Stuff like staying in range of the lawn sprinklers to freshen up, or eat outrageous amounts of ice cream, or simply just wear clothes with a lot of airflow.

Well, either way, that's kinda what I think about when summer comes up... heat, murder drones, and complete freedom to speedrun eating ice cream before it melts. And... yeah! That's pretty much it!

Remember to stay hydrated, and have a fun summer vacation! (And to those of you still trapped within the confines of school, I'm sorry for you...)

We got plenty of soda and ice in our Discord server!

I know the link says to buy me a coffee, but I'd rather spend that money on something less... hot.

~Asph